Beached Bro

Toddler Boys Printed Trunks

Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve got a 10cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined.

• I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• I am a fine specimen that is exceptionally well made for durability and comfort whenever we’re together.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

Unfortunately, one of the negative side effects of this beautiful print that we have developed is that it will attract male humpback whales to swim near you. Which isn’t great for your health and safety but also isn’t the best for theirs, especially if you’re frolicking in the shallows. So to avoid becoming responsible for the next mass whale beaching, we don’t recommend swimming in the ocean during the whale mating season in your new funkys.